Name: Reuben
Location: Mapua, New Zealand
Description: Six-year-old male, short black fur with yellow eyes and average weight.
Activities: Sleeping, playing under the house, lying on the floor wanting tummy rubs.
Favourite Food: Jelly meat and cat biscuits– nothing else
Scared of: Unfamiliar people
Cuteness: 10
Naughtiness: 1
Cuddliness: 8
Craziness: 10
Weirdness: 10
Submitted by: Benjamin M.


I came home from work one afternoon when I saw my parents watching Reuben with a mouse that he hadn’t rendered rodent food yet. Mr. Mouse retaliated by rushing at Reuben, Reuben refusing to slay his rodent rival.

Reuben then ran Mr. Mouse upstairs into a bedroom. Mr. Mouse tried to hide behind a cabinet. To relieve the room of the rodent situation, I managed to gently budge it into a bucket and release outside into more mouse-friendly milieu.

However, Reuben decided to run another rodent into our residence, which ran upstairs into a rumpus room. The mouse hid and evaded any attempts at meeting us. All because Reuben refused to raze his rodent rival. Rascal!

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