Name: Reuben
Location: Nelson, New Zealand
Description: Black, shiny, silky, incredibly nimble, exceedingly funny and very lovable.
Activities: Rodent catching, sleeping
Favourite Food: Rodents, Cat biscuits
Scared of: Vacuum cleaner, cooler fans
Cuteness: 10
Naughtiness: 10
Cuddliness: 7
Craziness: 1
Weirdness: 8
Submitted by: Viv
GOOD RIDDANCE RODENT!
Robust Reuben recently robbed a rodent of reincarnation because of a ravenous desire for rat. Rough, regurgitated rat remnants remained.